This week at the Park House March 22, 2011
ENTERTAINMENT: Wednesday, March 23…BLUEGRASS JAM…with special guest The Shelf Life!! As always, we’ll have YUENGLING DRAFTS for $2.00 and TACOS for $1.00 each. The JAM starts at 9:00PM and goes on until midnight!
NEW BEERS: On draft from Rogue… BLACK LAGER, Peroni… NASTRO AZZURRO, Shmaltz … ORIGIN, & Brooklyn brewing co… PENNANT ALE.
NEW FOOD: For a limited time only… KIELBASA & CHEESE WEDGES in a PITA… $7.00
NEW SUNDAY HOURS: 8:00PM to 2:00AM
NEW HAPPY HOURS: Mon – FRI 6:00PM to 8:00PM, SAT & SUN 10:00PM to 12:00AM
Park House MOSSAD chronicles: Despite the recent bombings in Lybia, there is an ongoing dialogue between the USA and Col. Gadhafi of Lybia. Agents at the M.T.C. (Mossad Training Center) in Wheeling, WV….down the street from Cabela’s (secret agent “falafelmaster’s” favorite toy store….in the WHOLE WORLD) were able to intercept a conversation between President Obama and Col. Gadhafi. The part that we can reveal went as follows:>> Col. Gadhafi: President Obama… I had a wonderful dream about your country! >>Pres. Obama: Really?…. and what did you dream about?>> Col. Gadhafi: I dreamt that the USA was in TOTAL RUINS!!…people were angry, there were riots everywhere and they were shouting and waving signs and banners “Down with the USA!” ” Obama out”…..it was a great dream! >>Pres. Obama: I, too, had a wonderful dream….about Lybia!->>Col. Gadhafi: Oh!?…..>>Pres. Obama: Yes! The people of Lybia were celebrating everywhere…..in Tripoli, Ben Ghazi… everywhere! They were overcome with joy, dancing in the streets carrying banners and signs.>>Col. Gadhafi: Really? Celebrating? Dancing? Happy?…and what did the signs say? >>Pres. Obama: I don’t know….they were in Hebrew!….go figure!!! but the people were happy!!
…..see ya at the PARK HOUSE!!